phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

rinsing the sink, running the garbage disposal, fork balanced on bowl slips off and slides into the drain, subconscious reflexes kick in as I shut disposal off just in time, staring at fork, only conscious thought in brain is pitch perfect recreation, ten years buried, like i tripped and hit play on a dusty tape recorder lying forgotten in the room, of let’s do the fork in the gaaarbage disposal!! dingdingdingdidingdingding

POV it’s 2013 and at least one of your friends is chronically involved in the high school theater department

woman-becomer:

this is the American flag if you do not understand that this post is a joke then I will come to your house and I will kiss your dad right in front of your other dadALT

idk what sexuality this is but happy pride month to the people wearing this flag today!! you’re a few days late but lots of love 💕🥰

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